Friday, December 08, 2006

Wanker of the week

Bonio. And wanker of every other week in every year. Hes a pop singer, not a statesman or intellectual, he don't even have anything to say, except 'help the poor', which is a good thing to say, and impresses stupid people, but words are easy; hows about giving all your millions away to poor people then you sanctimonious twat.

More reasons why Bono is a wanker here

Car serviced today, cost me 170 quid, but thats fine, because they WASHED it ! Huzza, a clean car.

I also know what I want for Christmas.
A Silva Type 54 sighting compass, so I don't fall off the side of a mountain in the fog.

Wednesday, December 06, 2006

A typical busy day in the House of commons

Here are our leaders discussing how our lives will be run, namely the transport bill. These people are really worth a 66% pay rise ! Wow, what value they give us ! I'm going to find out if my MP was at this debate, and ask him about his views on making me pay even more for the priviledge of doing my job.
What gives me some hope about the whole idea of road pricing is that the technology is very immature, and the European Union is bringing in a European-wide tolls directive, which will set out exactly how tolls can be charged and priced. This European regulatory framework is in its early stages, so the UK can do nothing until 2012 when the regulatory framework will be in place. It will take more time after that to plan wholesale road pricing. I wonder where the European rules stand in relation to congestion charging ? Birmingham is one of the cities chosen to test out road pricing, I wonder how this will work ? Could it be shown to be illegal under European rules ?
Ha ha ha ! The European law being useful !

Tuesday, December 05, 2006

No more channel 4 ..

A veiled Muslim woman will deliver this year's alternative Christmas speech on Channel 4, the broadcaster has said.

Which is a shame, that a British tv station is allowing this disgusting thing to be shown on our screens, as there are still programmes I like watch on channel 4. Well, two programmes, Scrapheap Challenge and Time Team. At least they will end up on UKTV Gold.

As British troops are fighting the enemy in Afghanistan, the people that support the Taliban are being given publicity for reasons of political correctness.

Fuck me pink with a porky pig and make me eat pork scratchings for a week.

Monday, December 04, 2006

The Met Office.

Has issued this alarming headline;
The Met Office confirms that the autumn 2006 has been the warmest in the last 347 years across central parts of the UK.

Oh dear !
Absolute lies and bunkum. Do they employ scientists or snake oil merchants at the Met Office ?

In 1659 there was no such a thing as a thermometer, so how did they get this figure ?

Thank the Lord for Metcheck. I'm deleting the Met Office from my favourites.

I love Cillit Bang

Things that irritate me:

As I'm a Grumpy old Sod, everything irritates me, to some extent. But some things irritate me more than other things.

Number one in my current list of things that want me to take a .50cal to someone is -
Internet Explorer release 7.0. What the fucks going on here ? Installed this heap of shite that tries to imitate Firefox on my home pc last weekend. Result - all my stored cookies and passwords were zapped, and get random errors with explorer. And those random errors include problems with windows explorer. Its tempting to take some time and install Linux.

Number two - Lists of things to do, such as;

01. Bought everyone in the bar a drink
02. Swam with wild dolphins
03. Climbed a mountain -
04. Taken a Ferrari for a test drive -
05. Been inside the Great Pyramid -
06. Held a tarantula -
07. Taken a candlelit bath with someone -
08. Said �I love you� and meant it -
09. Hugged a tree -
10. Bungee jumped -
11. Visited Paris -
12. Watched a lightning storm at sea -

What ? Do people actually go through life trying to tick off things on these lists ? (Theres 150 amazing things on this list, each one as peurile as the previous)

The third thing that irritates me is everything. Yes, everything: plates, jars, onions, files, spiders, animals, people named Phillip, sweat, hair, urine, turds, noses, elephants, antelopes.
To name but a few.

My message of the day - Fuck off you cunt.