Essex !


Thats where I am and it really is like this. Hied me off to Southend (Sarferrnd) yesterday evening to take scenic pics of the Thames Estuary from the seafront. Its like a sort of smaller and much nicer version of Blackpool, without the tower, litter and pissed up northerners. It was bloody freezing cold though.
On Sunday went to the Dudley Rock and Fossil fair with David. In fact I last went there in 1996 or 1997 with David, and he remembers us going. Bought some maps and guides.
Righto, back to work.

Skilt !


Ordered this yesterday. And I was sober at the time ! Drank far too much last night though.
Ugh. Don't feel well today. Going on a low-fat low-food no-alcohol diet for a while.
After the shock of seeing myself in a full-length mirror and the horrible fact that my climbing harness won't do up I must get myself in order. Fucking hell I'm a bloater.

Wanker of the week;

David Miliband. Simple really. His quote of the day -

The foreign secretary said there must be "humility" and a recognition that "while there are military victories there never is a military solution".

Of course. The defeat of Napoleon was by negotiation between Wellington and Napoleon, and Hitler and the Nazis were defeated by a resolution passed by The League of Nations.

Another Miliband sound bite is the disgusting comment on calls for a referendum on the EU super-state, calling them "institutional navel-gazing".
Yes, wanting to retain sovriegn power over our country is something we shouldn't want, it should be left to EU Commissioners to decide our fate. Which they fucking well almost do. But not fully, not yet.

Miliband could be wanker of the decade, or even the Century !
Miliband, the same fellow that wants to bring back assorted nut-jobs from Guantanamo Bay as they once had a second cousin, twice removed, that stopped in Britain for a few days. He is really an ideal choice for our Foriegn Minister, the hate-filled, swivel-eyed swine.

Rogier my bestest mate ever ! I would lurve to be back on RBR ! But I suspect that I would soon be re-banned, shame on me !

An ode to Blognor Regis;
Bikes are fine and dandy,
but cars are nice as well.
And us folks that pilot our motor cars,
are fucking taxed to hell.

Just had my adjusted tax code. I travel up and down the Kingdom to clients (and often to foriegn parts) thus earning money for me, my company and the country. So I'm being penalised for using a car to earn a living. I wonder if the same thing happens in Canada (It has to be Canada as I'm too old to emigrate to Australia).