Friday.
The day of bacon and mushroom on crusty white bread from the caravan up the road. Mmmm.

Wednesday, worked at home. Well, didn't work as I had nothing to do, sat watching the first 6 'introduction to Visual Basic' as I downloaded the latest MS VB onto my pc last weekend, its time I learnt something new. But got up early and did 30 minutes on the turbo.

Thursday another day at home, this time interupted by calls of Dutchmen, people in the office, all wanting me to do some work. Ho hum, a trip to Switzerland looks likely.

Today up early and 25 minutes on the turbo. Its snowing as well. Roads are OK. Now in the office.

In spite of some of the hard sessions on the turbo in the past month, I feel flabby and slow. I must get over this habit of rising early on sturday and lolling about after eating a massive breakfast.

Some blogger;
http://dailyablution.blogs.com/
Has a theory that muslimical loonies want to impose sharia - islamic law - in the UK. Ha ha I thought, the Law is the Law. And lo and behold I hear our lily-livered government annoucing that 'local' democracy and local groups should have more power to govern their own nieghbourhoods. Well in that case I am appointing myself Governer of my street, and my first law is legalising handguns. My second law is making following any sort of religion a capital offense, my third law is to put up a giant poster of the lying prophet moohamed shagging his six year old wife, the dirty arab pervert.

Some cartoon;
http://www.zombietime.com/mohammed_image_archive/recent/muhammaddevareaux.jpg

I really must buy myself an anti-alien-abduction hat. To prevent me from being mind-probed then abducted, by those pesky aliens. They have nothing better to do than abduct hick dumbos from the backwoods of Texas. There we are, minding our own business as humans, and along comes and advanced alien in a spaceship and abducts us.
Arrived in late for an important meeting - I was abducted by aliens.
Came home late and very drunk - I was abducted by aliens carrying out evil experiments on the reactions of a human to alcohol.
Crashed into the car in front - aliens probed my mind so I lost control.
Complete and utter dimwit - Aliens bullied me and continually probed my mind while I was at school.

How to make a quick twenty thousand quid - 1. sue the council for allowing me to be bullied at school which thus ruined my life.
Thats it. What an excellent money making scheme ! Its not my fault that I am a dunce, the council should have ensured that I recieved a proper education, instead of which they allowed me to skive off and hang around the park with Denis shooting at things with an air pistol, and instead of learning physics I learnt how to attach bunsen burners to taps thus making a fountain.
So I am planning to sue the local authority.
More people were killed by islamical nutters because of crap cartoons depicting the prophet Mustapha Shag(may turds fall upon his head).
Friday drank some vodka, also last night. Built up more of my road bike, Saturday started with freezing fog and a general laziness set in. Yesterday started with fog, then turned into rain. Ho hum.

THE THOUGHT SCREEN HELMET STOPS ALIENS FROM ABDUCTING HUMANS. IT'S A TESTED DEVICE THAT WORKS.

THIS WEBSITE TELLS YOU HOW TO MAKE A THOUGHT SCREEN HELMET, THE MATERIALS AND TOOLS YOU NEED TO MAKE ONE, AND WHERE YOU CAN OBTAIN THE MATERIALS

This website don't, but that website does;

http://www.stopabductions.com/