Non-jobs, from that repository of non-work, the Grauniad:

Smokefree Coordinator Organisation: ENFORCEMENT JOBS Salary: £26- £28 p/h Date posted: 31 May 2007 Closing date: 30 Jun 2007

A formidable position has a risen for a Smokefree Coordinator.

The role will involve the implementation of the smoke free action plan. This will involve report writing and presentation, training, giving advice and information to stakeholders of council primary care trust (PCT), and the business community. Preference will be given to candidates who have previous projects experience.

The ideal candidate will have excellent communicative and interpersonal skills and be confident in delivering a project plan.

We require candidates who have been a Environmental Health Officer or other Health Practioner. Otherwise a professional with a history of working within a council. A good understanding of the enforcement issues around Environmental and Consumer Protection Law. Must have knowledge of current developments around smoke free legislation.

The contract is for a 6 month period, due to the level of experience required for this is paying between £26-£28 p/h.

Enforcement Jobs is a member of the Red Snapper Recruitment Group and acts as both an Employment Agency and Employer .The Red Snapper Recruitment Group is an equal opportunities employer

When I saw this I thought it was spoof, but no. There are many, many more of these coming along. So when I finally get my pittance of a redundancy from here, its off to be a smokefree co-ordinator !