Chris Moyles: The reason sniper rifles were invented.
Why is this talentless bad mannered fuck given air time ? Is it part of a twin-pronged attack by the BBC; one, to lower us to the level of retards and morons by the inane chatter of radio disc jockeys, and two; the relentless pushing of the communist cause by the apparatchics of the Beeb.
The good old spooks would no doubt have had a file on the whole kit and caboodle of BBC management. Would have, in the days before our leaders sank into a pit of bollocks.
A pit of bollocks ? What that ? We are led by people that make donkeys look good. Oh fucking hell, will the Gay Gordon be a total or an utter dead loss ? Time will tell.

But all is not lost ! The mighty Eurovision was yet again beamed into our living rooms by the Beeboid drones ! Dale's Wedding is being shown yet again on uktv people ! Radio 1 have had a John Peel day for the past 2 years !
However and hooever, I wonder how long that will last, the Radio 1 powers-that-be were no doubt glad he died, and putting up a web page and paying lip-service to a bunch of events to honour King John is a cheap way of pretending to care. Which is no bad thing, as any expensive way of pretending to care would be paid for out of our taxes, via the licence fee.