A NEW BANK HOLIDAY.

In Britain we probably work the longest hours and have the least number of Public Holidays in the whole world, and probably the whole universe.
So we (when I say we, i mean the establishment, whoever the hell they are) are discussing adding another day to the measly eight we currently enjoy.
And what better day the Talk Like A Pirate Day ?
http://www.talklikeapirate.com/
What a terrific reason for a holiday me hearties ?

sbbzjhqf is what I typed, avast there.
Parrots off the starboard bow, luff to leeward and bring me some duff.