The big news of the day, or rather the only news of the day here in this sceptered isle is the death of Queen Elizabeth, the Queen Mother. Who ? I hear you asking ? If the Queen is Elizabeth, who the fuck is Queen Elizabeth the Queen Mother ? Don't ask, just another drain on the public purse with hundreds of equerries, ladies of the bedchamber and other hangers-on too numerous to mention. I have no problem with rich folks looking down on us poor people, but when they are financed from tax money stolen from us, well, bring on Madame Guillotine.