I found a real neat comment on another Blog, (I read some of this stuff, sad or what - yes, sad, but I am a geek as well as a bike racer and all-round-heroic IT guy);
'Fuck him until his eyes bleed'.
Not that I have any inclinations to back door gardening, but it just sounds cool.
I like the cut of your jib student type that is pissed off 'bout being slung out of your dorm by freshers.
Even though you sound like a real preppy wanker, you have a smart intellect in that noddle of yours, motherfucker.
Scatology done for now, I'm off to wash my mouth out with soap and water.