DNA sampling

If I am so much of accused of dropping litter, my DNA will be sampled, fingerprints taken and then I'll be taken into a cell and beaten with rubber truncheons. (I made the last bit up, probably).

Our glorious leaders will use this to ensure we all behave. I'm glad I can hit a man-sized target at 1000 yards with an SLR, its a skill I'll likely to need in the near future.