The One show,

I watched all of 3 minutes before turning onto ITV4 on the watch Le Tour de drugs.

What a One of a Show ! Fucking hell. The ugly presenter showed us a lad riding his bike through a puddle, 'Err, I wonder how he managed to err, ride his bike in the flood' he quips. BY TURNING THE PEDALS YOU ARSE.
Now then, BBC, what else can you waste my tax money, I mean licence fee, on, you lefty cunts.