Tuesday, May 23, 2006

Todays horoscopes.

Aries: Large bats will menace you, beware of sloping surfaces.
Leo: Lucky Cheese; Double Gloucester, lucky meat; ham.
Sagittarius: Be careful when handling iron filings.
Taurus: Lucky cheese; Edam, but remove the rind.
Virgo: Lucky cheese; Parmesan. Nothing else is lucky, you will be hit by a meteor.
Capricorn: Fear of small rodents will manifest itself slowly, from the feet upwards.

Thats enough astrology for now.


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